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Re: The naked truth - a strange kind of justice
Reply #45 - Nov 6^th, 2009, 1:59pm

Caroline wrote on Nov 5^th, 2009, 7:45pm:

After much deep thought (5 minutes) and extensive social research and public canvassing (myself)

after this feat of mental acuity and perfection....I dub thee the "human Roadrunner" my dear and super cooled Caroline Grin

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Blame the Witches. Apparently they didn’t burn all of those Puritan founding fathers so their wacky ideas that nudity = sex = sin lived on

totally agree....here, here. Nowadays they have become judges, lawyers, legislators....you know....the kind that burn us sinners in hell for having sex in a car.....but who also happen to be the best paying customers for the sex industry workers....yes they pay well. And ask for the...let's say that the working ladies really have to earn their money with their lot!

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Doing sex out of doors or being naked (which as we know is almost the same thing)....... Why, you might even start thinking the animals look attractive….

yes...some "persons' have a soft spot in their....heart.....for Bambi.

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Therefore, if a man wakes in a state of ‘readiness’….[s](as most of them do....(especially when peeping in his windows) to see and enjoy/be repulsed/threatened/outraged/corrupted by.

yes....we males are the great corruptors indeed.
Of course we all know that Mata Hari, Cleopatra, and Helen of Troy were guys in drag.....of course!

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Thing is, pretty soon that Mommy policewoman is going to have to answer her young son’s question about why he also wakes up looking like that strange man in the corner house – the one whose window she likes to scramble through the bushes and look into….

she is just comparing states of......biological fortitude, mommy needs a benchmark. I wonder how junior feels having mommy dearest closely inspecting him in the shower to compare.....

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To purge the nation of corruption and other sins, caused entirely by the growing acceptance of private nudity, The American League of Purity (Women’s Branch) has put forward a 5 stage plan to the White House for President Obama’s urgent consideration once he’s finished sorting out the economy and Iraq (we all understand Afghanistan will take a bit longer than that).

don't we guys have a branch too?

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Step 1 of the plan requires each State to identify those citizens most at risk by public nudity – basically all children under the age of 10.

male and.........female too?

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Step 2 stipulates that the States must also identify all those people whose nudity is most likely to corrupt the young and innocent – basically all the adult male population except those who are currently incarcerated, overseas or resident in nursing homes.

so......how shall we reproduce......basting syringe in the freezer!

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Step 3 involves the forced castration of all the potential perpetrators. (Pre-emptive strike)

WWWWWWWWHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTT!!!!!

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Step 4 calls for international trade embargos to be placed upon all those nations accepting American refugees unless they too pass similar legislation.

does that include the middle east?

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Step 5 involves the establishment of a special court where appeals can be heard from married men and fathers who can provide written and properly witnessed credible evidence that they have never gone naked anywhere except the shower and that they never share a shower with any family members.

sooooo.....my wife and daughter have to have been taking pictures of me while I bathed or answered nature's call. I want Polaroids (no negatives )....and I want them back. NO YOUTUBE!! Smiley

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A 6th step that was considered too radical for consideration at this point in time has been left in the ‘future proposals’ appendix and it calls for all children to be raised wearing a large collar so that at no time may they ever see their own naked genitals. With such methods the American League of Purity hopes to stamp out the blot on their international image that has been created by that Soddom and Gomorrah of Hollywood.

in other words....you want us males to be pure and free of dirty thoughts...but you give us a collar to wear? Smiley

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Naturally, The League has put forward this Policewoman’s name for their first ever medal of commendation to be awarded consequent upon her having proved that there are no pockets in her son’s trousers and that her husband has not ever, nor ever intends to walk naked anywhere in his own house except the bathroom – and only then when there is no one with him and the door is locked.

so how did the policewoman get pregnant with her child; mail order frozen basting syringe, immaculate conception, or in the back of a cruiser, since her husband cannot be naked inside the house.

Oh yeah...at church! Smiley

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Mark Schattenjäger Person: Heriseus Hairstyle: Mullet Nature: Arsed Posts: 3488 Gender:	Re: The naked truth - a strange kind of justice Reply #46 - Nov 6^th, 2009, 3:45pm AShadowWalker wrote on Nov 6^th, 2009, 1:59pm: ...so who's son is that Policewoman's child. How did she get him...mail order...or immaculate conception?
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Re: The naked truth - a strange kind of justice
Reply #47 - Nov 6^th, 2009, 4:28pm

nik2008ofs wrote on Nov 6^th, 2009, 11:35am:

Arkadia wrote on Nov 5^th, 2009, 8:45am:

I'm definitely one of those hippies that believes the human body should be worshipped and appreciated, not scorned and shamed. Undecided

I too am one such hippie. I would therefore greatly appreciate links to said photos.

Please?

Phew! Glad I wasn't the only one whose curiosity had been peaked. Wink

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Re: The naked truth - a strange kind of justice
Reply #48 - Nov 6^th, 2009, 8:07pm

Adelaide, Wednesday. A copy-cat incident with an amusing twist.

A woman was in her house, looking out of her window when a naked man entered her garden and started behaving indecently while looking at her. He ran away when she screamed at him.

I imagine she also tapped on the glass, like you do when the neighbour's cat is digging in your dahlias....

The only description she could give (or the paper could print) was that he was tall and dark haired.

I want to know, how far down the road did he run with no clothes on?

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Re: The naked truth - a strange kind of justice
Reply #49 - Nov 6^th, 2009, 10:37pm

Caroline wrote on Nov 6^th, 2009, 8:07pm:

I imagine she also tapped on the glass, like you do when the neighbour's cat is digging in your dahlias...

...or puttering in your petunias.

Caroline wrote on Nov 6^th, 2009, 8:07pm:

...how far down the road did he run with no clothes on?

Until his ball joints gave out on him?

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Re: The naked truth - a strange kind of justice
Reply #50 - Nov 7^th, 2009, 2:38am

Caroline wrote on Nov 6^th, 2009, 8:07pm:

Adelaide, Wednesday. A copy-cat incident with an amusing twist.

Hmm, the difference is, there was no indication that the man in my story I was ranting and raving about, was behaving in any sexually suggestive manner, and no indication that he even had, as you have been suggesting, Caroline, a "morning glory". Not being a man myself I'm not an authority on the matter, I can only go on (unscientific) hearsay. I've heard these can be quite embarrassing, such as when a teenage boy's mother whips the covers off him because he is late for school, or when you have to rush of to an important meeting and you have a tent in your pants. On the other hand, if you are doing the early morning dishes, apparently a nice peg for the dishcloth, leaving your hands free for other tasks.

I have been told that they usually subside after urination, though, and not all men get them all the time.

So no proof that mr Eric Williamson had one of these at that fateful moment on that fateful morning. I would assume, that by the time he ventured downstairs, such a matter would already have been take care of, one way or the other.

To quote Robin Williams: " God gave men both a peni$ and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time." Roll Eyes

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Re: The naked truth - a strange kind of justice
Reply #51 - Nov 7^th, 2009, 3:35am

Ivinia wrote on Nov 6^th, 2009, 4:28pm:

nik2008ofs wrote on Nov 6^th, 2009, 11:35am:

Arkadia wrote on Nov 5^th, 2009, 8:45am:

I'm definitely one of those hippies that believes the human body should be worshipped and appreciated, not scorned and shamed. Undecided

I too am one such hippie. I would therefore greatly appreciate links to said photos.

Please?

Phew! Glad I wasn't the only one whose curiosity had been peaked. Wink

Even with all my ranting about appreciation of the human body, I don't believe everyone on this forum will appreciate such needless unclothing. After all, from what I'm gleaning here we live in a predominantly 'politically correct' world Grin

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Re: The naked truth - a strange kind of justice
Reply #53 - Nov 7^th, 2009, 8:52am

Arkadia wrote on Nov 7^th, 2009, 3:35am:

Even with all my ranting about appreciation of the human body, I don't believe everyone on this forum will appreciate such needless unclothing.

There is no such thing as needless unclothing!

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After all, from what I'm gleaning here we live in a predominantly 'politically correct' world Grin

There's porn and then there's art, although I'm sure any naked pics would cross the line. If not by forum rules, then there is also the possibility of it being against the web host rules.

Since we are on the subject, I miss NotASpec's yearly link to his pictures of the naked body painting parade in Seattle. Those were always something to look forward to. Grin

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Re: The naked truth - a strange kind of justice
Reply #55 - Nov 7^th, 2009, 12:09pm

Arkadia wrote on Nov 7^th, 2009, 3:35am:

Ivinia wrote on Nov 6^th, 2009, 4:28pm:

nik2008ofs wrote on Nov 6^th, 2009, 11:35am:

Arkadia wrote on Nov 5^th, 2009, 8:45am:

I'm definitely one of those hippies that believes the human body should be worshipped and appreciated, not scorned and shamed. Undecided

I too am one such hippie. I would therefore greatly appreciate links to said photos.

Please?

Phew! Glad I wasn't the only one whose curiosity had been peaked. Wink

Even with all my ranting about appreciation of the human body, I don't believe everyone on this forum will appreciate such needless unclothing. After all, from what I'm gleaning here we live in a predominantly 'politically correct' world Grin

I think you're just having second thoughts - or maybe you're not as comfortable in the buff as much as you'd like us to believe.

Start off with something simple and suggestive, partially nude - Here's my own as an example -

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Caroline Grand Inquisitor Supreme Goddess of the Galaxy, etc, etc Posts: 7258 Gender:	Re: The naked truth - a strange kind of justice Reply #56 - Nov 7^th, 2009, 4:30pm Something like this, you mean? Too blatantly suggestive perhaps? Maybe a shot of him doing something exergetic and sweaty, like exercising? Like this?
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InlandAZ Journeyman what? Posts: 1731 Gender:	Re: The naked truth - a strange kind of justice Reply #57 - Nov 7^th, 2009, 6:01pm Admit it Caroline, you found my own pose strangely more attractive didn't you. Don't let it bother you, just go with the flow
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Re: The naked truth - a strange kind of justice
Reply #58 - Nov 7^th, 2009, 7:48pm

All these photos are photoshopped anyway. Nothing beats the real thing. Although I would like to conduct some discreet comparison tests on Beckham.... but only if he promised not to speak.... can't stand that man's voice.

You see, there's the thing. A fat guy with a sexy voice and a twinkle in his eye beats that hard body with the ghastly voice any time. I guess that's why they invented ~~pornography~~ ..er .. photographs.

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Re: The naked truth - a strange kind of justice
Reply #59 - Nov 7^th, 2009, 8:30pm

Caroline wrote on Nov 7^th, 2009, 7:48pm:

All these photos are photoshopped anyway. Nothing beats the real thing. Although I would like to conduct some discreet comparison tests on Beckham.... but only if he promised not to speak.... can't stand that man's voice.

You see, there's the thing. A fat guy with a sexy voice and a twinkle in his eye beats that hard body with the ghastly voice any time. I guess that's why they invented ~~pornography~~ ..er .. photographs.

No Caroline, that's why Mother Nature gave each of us an imagination. Wink

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