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25 NOV 2002 at 10:27am

alkis21

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Just like the Monkey Island games! One person insults, the other one has to say a comeback that rhymes, then he gets to say an insult. No cursing please. Keep it adventure games related.
I'll start:

Your posts are more boring than the average Myst clone!

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25 NOV 2002 at 10:46am

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Originally Posted By alkis21 (25 NOV 2002 10:27am)
Your posts are more boring than the average Myst clone!

You know, maybe I just like to hear you moan!

and now for the counterinsult:

Your avatar looks worse than King's Quest I!
I forgot my sig.

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25 NOV 2002 at 11:26am

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At least I have one, your avatar space is as empty as a threadbare nylon vest!

Why, in all my days, I have never seens such a collection of dullards!

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25 NOV 2002 at 11:29am

alkis21

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Originally Posted By MichalN (25 NOV 2002 10:46am)


Your avatar looks worse than King's Quest I!



Moderators deleted yours before people started to run!

Larry Laffer is a model compared to your ugly face!

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25 NOV 2002 at 11:43am

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AT LEAST I CAN BE IDENTIFIED AS A MEMBER OF THE HUMAN RACE!

YOUR IQ IS LOWER THAN THE NUMBER OF KING'S QUEST SEQUELS!

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25 NOV 2002 at 12:12pm

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And u r more boring than the star wars prequels

We all have way too much free time to play this game
it makes me feel some kind of shame
but I will increase my own fame
by saying that your butt and your face looks like the same
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25 NOV 2002 at 12:19pm

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Why, in all my days, I have never seens such a collection of dullards!


Why did you join us then? Maybe you fancy our membership cards!

Today, by myself, 10 games I completed!

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25 NOV 2002 at 12:23pm

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Originally Posted By dimidimidimi (25 NOV 2002 12:11pm)

We all have way too much free time to play this game
it makes me feel some kind of shame
but I will increase my own fame
by saying that your butt and your face looks like the same


If I were you, I'd worry about my dodgy username!

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25 NOV 2002 at 12:46pm

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Today, by myself, 10 games I completed!


Sure you did - but we know you cheated!


In my entire life I've never even seen a walkthrough!

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25 NOV 2002 at 1:07pm

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Originally Posted By getstuck (25 NOV 2002 12:46pm)


In my entire life I've never even seen a walkthrough!


That's because someone reads them out loud for you!  


The game I'm creating will sell millions of copies!

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25 NOV 2002 at 1:38pm

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Originally Posted By alkis21 (25 NOV 2002 1:07pm)

The game I'm creating will sell millions of copies!


you're just dreaming or standing in a field full of poppies...

you're boring, you sit there just pointing and clicking...


still gaming...

 


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25 NOV 2002 at 1:48pm

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you're boring, you sit there just pointing and clicking


At least I have some skills, unlike the men you are picking!

You were still wearing diapers when I solved my first puzzle!

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25 NOV 2002 at 2:32pm

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You were still wearing diapers when I solved my first puzzle!

Which was figuring out where the Enter key was! With your incompetence you dazzle!

FOOL! Whenever you buy adventures you ask if the walkthrough is included

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25 NOV 2002 at 4:10pm

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No I don't, you are probably deluded.

Direct control sucks and so does playstation
xbox, gamecube, gameboy and every incarnation


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25 NOV 2002 at 5:07pm

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I'm not playing the game but, I had to tell alkis that I think this is a most excellent idea and I love reading all these insults!

We can be heroes, just for one day.


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25 NOV 2002 at 5:24pm

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Originally Posted By dimidimidimi (25 NOV 2002 4:10pm)
Direct control sucks and so does playstation
xbox, gamecube, gameboy and every incarnation



And yet they win the world's admiration

I can tell you're a PC gamer...you're inconsolable!


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25 NOV 2002 at 5:30pm

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Originally Posted By MrLipid (25 NOV 2002 5:24pm)


And yet they win the world's admiration

I can tell you're a PC gamer...you're inconsolable!


It's a mac, you fool, don't be gullible!

Are you done yet with that game?  you're slow as molasses!
That which makes one happy is not a waste of time

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25 NOV 2002 at 6:54pm

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I've been done for a while, I think you need new glasses!

You're so stupid you think that Pacman is an adventure game!

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25 NOV 2002 at 7:08pm

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Well, of course she does, Gamaholic's a dame!
But then you started Riven with Disk Number Five.

The future ain't what it used to be!


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25 NOV 2002 at 7:11pm

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Originally Posted By SirDave (25 NOV 2002 7:08pm)
Well, of course she does, Gamaholic's a dame!
But then you started Riven with Disk Number Five.


But SirDave is a man, can he count that high?  


You missed that pixel, you silly twit!
That which makes one happy is not a waste of time

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25 NOV 2002 at 8:02pm

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Originally Posted By Gamaholic (25 NOV 2002 7:11pm)


But SirDave is a man, can he count that high?  


You missed that pixel, you silly twit!


But at least I am looking; I heard that YOU quit!
"2nd Grade Adventures" is your IQ limit...

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25 NOV 2002 at 8:44pm

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Originally Posted By bistro (25 NOV 2002 8:01pm)


But at least I am looking; I heard that YOU quit!
"2nd Grade Adventures" is your IQ limit...



Well....Scholastic Treasure Hunt WAS fun, I must admit!


Game playing is my life, get a life of your own!
That which makes one happy is not a waste of time

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25 NOV 2002 at 8:50pm
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Originally Posted By Gamaholic (25 NOV 2002 8:43pm)



Game playing is my life, get a life of your own!


 Your insults are feeble ! Do you live all alone ?

 Talking of Comrade Feeble . . He was smarter than you !

25 NOV 2002 at 9:18pm
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irect control sucks and so does playstation
xbox, gamecube, gameboy and every incarnation "


Your loquaciousness shows you have no verbal constipation!



25 NOV 2002 at 11:11pm

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Originally Posted By medicro (25 NOV 2002 9:18pm)
 

Your loquaciousness shows you have no verbal constipation!


Perhaps you will learn how to spell in your next incarnation

While I play games in my console, you will be looking in the remainder bin, for PC games, in 2007 will be obsolete!

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