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| 4 APR 2010 at 11:32pm |
CarolineJA+ Overseer
Posts : 16540
Joined: 28 JAN 2007
Location: AU
Status : Offline | I like it the way it is. 8-)
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| 4 APR 2010 at 11:47pm |
Taurnil MithrandirJourneyman
Posts : 1093
Joined: 13 AUG 2006
Status : Online | Originally Posted By Caroline (4 APR 2010 11:32pm)
I like it the way it is. 8-)
Well, it is nice but it would make itself look better.
....set the controls for the heart of the sun....
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| 6 APR 2010 at 1:19am |
ButterproofSorcerer Apprentice
Posts : 299
Joined: 9 NOV 2007
Status : Online | I prefer speed to "useless" good-looking. Some sites abuse so much of that, that I don't visit them, they are sooooooooooo slooow
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| 6 APR 2010 at 11:30am |
MarkGuild Master
Posts : 3803
Joined: 10 OCT 2002
Location: US, Georgia
Status : Offline | Originally Posted By eragon (4 APR 2010 5:25pm)
I was wondering if it's time to change the layout of this forum-site.
I think someone just needs a change of lay.
Originally Posted By Caroline (4 APR 2010 11:32pm)
I like it the way it is.
As do I. It's a lean, mean, fightin' Forum machine - and let's keep it that way.
Like Billy J. says: "on't go changin', just to please Toenail..."
Please proofread your posts carefully to see if you any words out.
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| 9 APR 2010 at 1:29pm |
AShadowWalkerPrivate Detective
Posts : 776
Joined: 6 AUG 2009
Status : Online | Originally Posted By Butterproof (6 APR 2010 1:19am)
I prefer speed to "useless" good-looking. Some sites abuse so much of that, that I don't visit them, they are sooooooooooo slooow
I agree as well. We should disregard the present formatting, and change over to plain unformatted ascii text to improve loading speed!
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| 9 APR 2010 at 3:58pm |
CarolineJA+ Overseer
Posts : 16540
Joined: 28 JAN 2007
Location: AU
Status : Offline | It's meant to be a text forum so it needs to keep the embellishments to a minimum - which it has. Any more and it would look cluttered and make reading difficult. Any less and we'd miss the smilies and avatar pictures.
I think it's just right the way it is. [smiley=thumbsup.gif]
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| 9 APR 2010 at 6:07pm |
AShadowWalkerPrivate Detective
Posts : 776
Joined: 6 AUG 2009
Status : Online | Originally Posted By Caroline (9 APR 2010 3:58pm)
Any less and we'd miss the smilies and avatar pictures.
I think it's just right the way it is. [smiley=thumbsup.gif]
Yes my dear goddess....we all know that you would miss your beautiful Avatar....come to think of it....so would I!! [smiley=doh.gif]
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| 9 APR 2010 at 6:42pm |
JKingSchattenjger
Posts : 2349
Joined: 4 MAY 2008
Location: 0
Status : Offline | Originally Posted By Caroline (9 APR 2010 3:58pm)
It's meant to be a text forum so it needs to keep the embellishments to a minimum - which it has. Any more and it would look cluttered and make reading difficult. Any less and we'd miss the smilies and avatar pictures.
I think it's just right the way it is. [smiley=thumbsup.gif]
The markup could be more efficient, but I agree the styling is good as-is. I wouldn't want to see it changed, either.
You can't kill someone in a studio.
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| 10 APR 2010 at 12:20am |
InlandAZGuild Master
Posts : 5586
Joined: 4 MAY 2007
Status : Offline | I was thinking little playboy bunnies tiled across the background would be a [s] naughty [/s] nice feature
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| 10 APR 2010 at 2:11am |
IviniaGuild Master
Posts : 4459
Joined: 7 JUN 2003
Location: US
Status : Offline | ... or at least some stripper smileys :.
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| 10 APR 2010 at 8:45am |
MarkGuild Master
Posts : 3803
Joined: 10 OCT 2002
Location: US, Georgia
Status : Offline | Originally Posted By Ivinia (10 APR 2010 2:11am)
... or at least some stripper smileys.
"Wanna date?"*[img]http://www.mindspring.com/~markparrish/Babe2.gif[/img]
* Press "Wanna date?" for special audio invite!
Please proofread your posts carefully to see if you any words out.
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| 10 APR 2010 at 9:15pm |
InlandAZGuild Master
Posts : 5586
Joined: 4 MAY 2007
Status : Offline | Val had some interesting pictures at one time (maybe we could use those)
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| 11 APR 2010 at 4:11pm |
IviniaGuild Master
Posts : 4459
Joined: 7 JUN 2003
Location: US
Status : Offline | Originally Posted By Mark (10 APR 2010 8:45am)
"Wanna date?"*[img]http://www.mindspring.com/~markparrish/Babe2.gif[/img]
* Press "Wanna date?" for special audio invite!
[smiley=rofl.gif]
I was thinking more like...
<SNIPPED....> Grumble...can't hot link... >
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| 12 APR 2010 at 3:15pm |
AShadowWalkerPrivate Detective
Posts : 776
Joined: 6 AUG 2009
Status : Online | Originally Posted By InlandAZ (10 APR 2010 12:20am)
I was thinking little playboy bunnies tiled across the background would be a [s] naughty [/s] nice feature
Yeah....that would be a nice way to spend the time with a nice frosty mint julep!! [smiley=cool.gif]
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| 14 APR 2010 at 3:05am |
CarolineJA+ Overseer
Posts : 16540
Joined: 28 JAN 2007
Location: AU
Status : Offline | All I can see are boxes of red Xs......
An X-rated suggestion, perhaps? 8-)
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| 14 APR 2010 at 3:58am |
Taurnil MithrandirJourneyman
Posts : 1093
Joined: 13 AUG 2006
Status : Online | OFF TOPIC (although it's my thread )
Caroline, you're heading towards +JA Overseer! Wow! [smiley=wink.gif]
....set the controls for the heart of the sun....
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| 14 APR 2010 at 11:40am |
CarolineJA+ Overseer
Posts : 16540
Joined: 28 JAN 2007
Location: AU
Status : Offline | Do I get the whip and a ship full of hunky semi-naked galley slaves?
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| 15 APR 2010 at 3:22am |
InlandAZGuild Master
Posts : 5586
Joined: 4 MAY 2007
Status : Offline | Originally Posted By Caroline (14 APR 2010 11:39am)
Do I get the whip and a ship full of hunky semi-naked galley slaves?
I'm there for ya darlin
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| 15 APR 2010 at 4:22am |
Taurnil MithrandirJourneyman
Posts : 1093
Joined: 13 AUG 2006
Status : Online | Originally Posted By Caroline (14 APR 2010 11:39am)
Do I get the whip and a ship full of hunky semi-naked galley slaves?
Of course, Mistress. [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=rofl.gif]
....set the controls for the heart of the sun....
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| 15 APR 2010 at 5:44pm |
AShadowWalkerPrivate Detective
Posts : 776
Joined: 6 AUG 2009
Status : Online | Originally Posted By Caroline (14 APR 2010 11:39am)
Do I get the whip and a ship full of hunky semi-naked galley slaves?
[size=24][font=Impact]WANTED
Position needed for strong, nose to the grindstone type workers, who do not mind doing repetitive and occasionally boring work aboard a Trireme.
Must be tough, resilient, capable and willing to work diligently and without complaint around the clock under diverse and challenging conditions. Above average stamina and an ability to cope with paranoid middle managers is a job must.
Manager may shackle wrists and ankles to floor to prevent irresponsible employees from leaving job in the middle of work tour, and possibly attempt to argue in person with bosses and undermining their authority.
Bondage enthusiasts and pain fetishists are most welcomed.
Food rations and murky water provided free on board the ship, sleeping accommodations provided free of charge on board Trireme as well;likewise, bathroom facilities are also provided next to work station for sake of efficiency and worker satisfaction.
Must be capable of withstanding seasickness, occassional expectoration by self and others, and ability to hold breath while ship takes on water is a plus.
Overtime is always offered. Medical plan is the best in the business. No one has ever gone home or left the job sick. Traveling to diverse countries and nations is a job perk, and job security is guaranteed for the rest of your life!
[size=14]TO APPLY: PLEASE CALL 1-568-843-9447
Spoiler Alert[img]http://fantasyhandbook.files.wordpress.com/2010/02/hestongalleyslaves.jpg[/img]
Spoiler Alerthttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WXh1tW16V-8
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| 15 APR 2010 at 6:37pm |
SirDaveGuild Master
Posts : 4939
Joined: 17 OCT 2002
Location: US
Status : Offline | No, I don't want a job on the HMS Bounty.
The future ain't what it used to be!
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| 16 APR 2010 at 3:16am |
CarolineJA+ Overseer
Posts : 16540
Joined: 28 JAN 2007
Location: AU
Status : Offline | I don't think I'll let Shadow do my recruiting for me.
[s][size=14]Wanted[/s] Desired
Men to crew luxury ship as it sails gently around the Mediterranean Sea, stopping at all the cute and touristy islands it can find, and as many secluded beaches as they can navigate into.
Must be willing to learn how to a) sail the boat and b) catch fish. Pre-existing cooking skills will be an advantage.
Other duties will include
Giving massages to the female guests on request, (training will be provided if necessary); providing entertaining conversation at mealtimes; dancing if requested; driving hire cars and accompanying the female guests on various daytrips; frolicking in the water and on picnics to various beaches.
Preferred age: 35 and over.
Essential Requirements.
Must be fluent in English, able to swim and relax and to be of a playful and sunny nature. Applicants with musical abilities will be given preferential selection as will those from physically attractive men who meet all the above criteria.
Please supply recent photo.
Naturally, I wouldn't keep such a delightful summer to myself. Girlfriend buddies are most welcome to join me. Afterall, no matter how interesting the guys are, a girl needs her girlfriends.
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| 16 APR 2010 at 4:19am |
MarkGuild Master
Posts : 3803
Joined: 10 OCT 2002
Location: US, Georgia
Status : Offline |
"Will that be all, Captain?"
"Oh, and peel me a grape."
"Yes'm."[img]http://www.mindspring.com/~markparrish/BowDown.gif[/img]
Please proofread your posts carefully to see if you any words out.
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| 16 APR 2010 at 9:29am |
| Deleted User | Hey, I'd love to come, Caroline, but you'll have to lower your age restriction(/preference?) on the male crew. I like them young, nerdy, and as innocent as possible since I'd be [s]quite[/s] extremely happy to provide any training they might need to turn them into the kind of man the Cap'n might require... [smiley=whistle.gif]
...just say the word, Cap'n Caroline....
Hmm, on second thoughts...- that might depend on what the Cap'n would require... [smiley=rolleyes.gif]
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