| Deleted User | I received this email yesterday --- alongside tons of other stuff as usual !
I hope it doesn't infringe the P&R ban ! [smiley=crazy.gif] [smiley=grin.gif]
God said: 'Adam, I want you to do something for me.'
Adam said: 'Gladly, lord, what do you want me to do?'
God said: 'Go down into that valley.'
Adam asked: 'What's a valley?'
God explained it to him and said: 'Cross the river.'
Adam: 'What's a river?'
God explained that to him and then said: 'Go over to the hill.'
Adam: 'What is a hill?'
So, God explained to Adam what a hill was.
He told Adam: 'On the other side of the hill you will find a cave.'
Adam: 'What's a cave?'
After explaining it he said: 'In the cave you will find a woman.'
Adam said: 'What's a woman?'
So God explained that to him, too.
Then, God said: 'I Want you to procreate.'
Adam queried: 'How do I do that?'
God first said (under his breath): 'Geez.....'
And then, just like everything else, explained that to Adam as well.
So, Adam goes down into the valley, across the river, over the hill into the cave and finds the woman.
Then, in about five minutes, he was back.
God, his patience wearing thin, said angrily, 'What is it now?'
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And Adam asked : [size=12]'What's a headache?'
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